I’m sick. My eyeballs ache. Can’t breathe. Can’t sleep. It’s two in the morning and I’m lying here in bed staring at the wall. The only reason the tick-tick-tick of the clock isn’t driving me crazy is ’cause I can’t hear it over the sound of my heart jackhammering in my chest.
Everyone in Alturas has whatever this is. We think it might be some kind of Army experimental bioweapon. I finally gave up and went to see the doctor.
“I think it’s zikebola, doc. Is this the end?”
“Well, you know what they say about a sick chemist…” I said.
“Get out of my office.”
I finally managed to get to sleep, mostly by thinking naughty thoughts about Overseer McNamara…
There’s just something about her … of course, she’s a redhead 1 … and she wears her hair in a bun … kind of a librarian thing going on, really. A 50’s retro librarian. Which is all that is good in life. Which is why I’m kind of excited for Automatron, ’cause even through robots aren’t really on my bucket list (pun intended) it has that retro feel that I’m all about.
So I just managed to drift into blissful slumber when I hear …
“Meow.” “Meow” “meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow…”
Silver woke up and realized no one was paying attention to her. She doesn’t want anything, per se, but she’ll keep making noise until I get up and go in the other room to be with her. It’s the cat equivalent of:
The odds of me going back to sleep are about the same as this flu not being spread by black helicopters, so I figure I might as well just kill some time playing Fallout.
I went over to Sanctuary to see what was happening, but they were all wacked out on something Mama Murphy brewed up:
So I just grabbed Piper and headed out.
I was going to try to romance Curie first, since I didn’t do that in my initial game, but it turns out that you can’t help Curie become a real girl until you complete the Dangerous Minds quest, because even if you go to the Memory Den, Dr. Amari doesn’t do anything but smoke insolently and make derogatory comments about your intellect.
So I left Curie … holy crap, where DID I leave Curie? I think it was the Castle. I hope it was the Castle. Well, there’s a quest line I may not be completing.
So instead, I stopped by Diamond City and met Piper, then relived those glorious first few moments when she acts like someone’s crazy aunt.
I’m all for some melodrama, but Piper – you know that hole in the Diamond City wall? I’m pretty sure it’s only there because you chewed through the scenery.
But after that first date awkwardness, she calmed down quite a bit. I dunno – maybe she was just jonesing for a smoke.
But I still couldn’t get Overseer McNamara off my mind … I finally decided to head over to Longneck Lukowski’s Cannery and see if I could get Trader Rylee to come work for me … I figured, now I had the 9 charisma (thanks to the power of console commands), had a perk in Local Leader, and was the hero of Vault 81, it should be a piece of cake, right?
Hey, Rylee –
toning down the …
would you hold still? I’mtrying to talk to you, and you are pacing around me like a tweaker looking for a pack of smokes.
I finally shot her with a thorazine dart; that slowed her down enough I could engage her in dialogue. I got:
Notice there is no option for “come work for me,” or to open a trade route to my settlements, or to come live with me and be my love. She just tells you about Vault 81 and then tries to sell you toy cars and used ashtrays. If I needed that, I’d start going to the flea market again.
Turns out you need to have like 3 levels in Local Leader, enough to build a Trading Emporium at a settlement. But don’t bother telling that to my heart … it can’t hear you anyway, what with the 83 pulse from the zikebola virus. Me? I’m going back to bed.
- “Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.” –Lucille Ball