The stars are right.
The Bible says that Three Wise Men came from the East to pay worship to the Christ Child. The real truth is far more terrible …
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(Special offer for Alturas residents – the Casino bar here is also acceptable. Please provide a pitchy of Icthyosaurus Pale Ale.)
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