I’ve scoured the Internet high and low, to no avail. I’ve gazed into the Nietzschean abyss, but lo! there was no wisdom to be found. I even asked the crackheads at the Bottle Shop, and they usually know everything.
No one can tell me the most important thing about Call of Cthulhu:
Or at least – some new hats?
Or … OMG … could it be possible! Think of the sanity-shattering implications of that most awful truth, kept hidden for centuries in the unhallowed corners of the distant and abominable earth, watched over by drug-crazed adepts of forbidden cults ….
Speaking of the maddening abyss, Sunless Sea is free to play on Steam. Go get eaten by a squid.